Made up song titles

Just Another Schizophrenic Saturday

Stranglers in the Night

Puberty Lust

One for My Baby (and One More for Whoever His Father Is)

You Ate All the Candy in One Day?

Too Darn Hot… But It’s a Dry Heat

Sitting At the Stop Sign of the World

I Wanna Clip Your Nails

Barbie-Q Girl

Baby, It’s Tepid Outside

Back in the DPRK (until President Kim randomly executes me)

You’ve Got to Hide Your Junk Away

Poppin’ Pimples Like a Boss

What Is It About the Green Ones?

Modified Rapture Is About All I Can Manage

Monster Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (MAS*H)

I Left My Pants In San Francisco

I left His Liver, Fava Beans and a nice Chianti in San Francisco

You’re Good Enough to Eat, Not That I Ever Would

Got to Get You into My Pants