Made up song titles

Put Your Legs on My Shoulders.

You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman, Though I’m Really a Man

I’m In The Mood For Borscht

I Didn’t Write This Song

I Didn’t Write This One Either

I am Muzak and I Blight the Songs.

We Didn’t Set The Piano Man On Fire

Not as Sweet as Your Sister

You’re Never Fully Dressed Without a Jock Strap.

I Won’t Hold It Against You, I’ll Just Hate You Forever

Just An Old-Fashioned Blood Saw.

Boysenberry Fields Forever

Muskrat Roast

Living With You for So Long, I’m Moving to the North Pole So I Can Get Warmer

The Toupee with the Fringe on Top

Sailing To The North Pole

A Big Hunk o’ Cheese

The Site Goes Down More Often Than I Do

All We Like Stoats Have Gone Astray

The Hillbilly Tango