Madlibs, or Write content for my site for free

Hey there, o witty ones.
I’m adding MadLibs to my website, and I’m in need of story templates!

Write 'em here! The best ones, I’ll put on the site. Here is one I wrote, to give you an example of the format:

*A Letter to the Editor

To the <!–Plural Noun #1–> who publish this <!–Adjective #1–> newspaper:

I read your recent article entitled “The <!–Verb ending in ing–> of the <!–Plural Noun #2–>” and I was <!–An Emotion Adjective–>! Whatever <!–Animal–> who wrote that <!–Adjective #2–> pile of <!–Noun #1–> should be taken out and <!–Punishment past tense–>. I couldn’t believe the number of errors! I counted <!–Number–> just in the first paragraph! For example, the <!–Adjective #3–> <!–Plural Noun #3–> never <!–Verb past tense–> that I am aware of! And I’m quite certain that <!–Famous Name–> never said “<!–Exclamation–>, my <!–Noun #2–> often <!–Verb ending in s #1–> on my <!–Body Part–>”

This kind of <!–Adjective #4–> journalism really <!–Verb ending in s #2–> me off!

Sincerely, a <!–Adjective #5–> reader*

Here is the site: http://fathom.org/cgi-bin/madlibs.pl
it randomly picks a story template each time you load it… right now I’ve written…two. huge sigh



From an actual catalog: “Disco balls create an enchanting, dazzling effect of light shafts, adding movement and glamour to any occasion”
the Abrams’ bris was certainly memorable
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com

Or just write a descriptive paragraph and I’ll put in all the word replacement stuff. Pleeeease?



From an actual catalog: “Disco balls create an enchanting, dazzling effect of light shafts, adding movement and glamour to any occasion”
the Abrams’ bris was certainly memorable
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com

OK, I kinda took this one from a computer program I had. But it’s still funny.
“Star Trek XXIV — The (Plural Noun #1) of Zeltar”

Captain’s Log Star Date 279654321: We have entered the sector near the Planet Zeltar, in the star system Floomis on a mission to obtain desperately needed (Plural Noun #1). The (Plural Noun #1) of Zeltar are the only (Plural Noun #1) capable of being used as (Plural Noun #2) for Federation Starships, and without (Plural Noun #2), dilithium crystals are all but useless. McCoy, Spock, and myself have beamed down to the planet’s surface…

“Spock, give me a Tricorder reading on the location of the (Plural Noun #1).”

“Most unusual, Captain. My Tricorder seems to be behaving rather (Adverb). It seems there are no (Plural Noun #1) anywhere on Zeltar!”

“No (Plural Noun #1)? That’s (Adjective #1)! Bones, what do you make of this?”

“Why, Jim, I think this (Adjective #2) Vulcan is finally losing his mind. This planet is (Adjective #3) with (Plural Noun #1). There are some right over here! And darned (Adjective #4) ones at that! Here, have a look.”

“McCoy! Wait! Don’t touch those… My God, Spock! What happened to McCoy?”

“Evidently, Captain, some mysterious force beyond our comprehension has turned our ship’s Doctor into (Adjective #5) (Plural Noun #3). Most unusual.”

“Most unusual? Most unusual? Some mysterious force beyond our comprehension has turned our ship’s Doctor into (Adjective #5) (Plural Noun #3) and all you can say is most unusual? Good God, Man, you’re devoid of all human feelings!”

“Thank you, Captain, but there’s no time for compliments now. We have to beam back to the ship.”

“Right. Scotty, prepare to beam aboard Spock, myself and one (Adjective #5) (Plural Noun #3).”

“Aye, Captain. And ya dinna get the (Plural Noun #1), then?”

“I’m afraid not, Scotty. You’ll have to make the dilithium work using (Plural Noun #3) instead.”

Will that work?


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I can only please one person per day.
Today is not your day.
Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.

Whoops, I made a mistake. Change (Plural Noun #3) into a regular noun. And add an “a” after “has turned our ship’s Doctor into”.


SanibelMan - My Homepage

I can only please one person per day.
Today is not your day.
Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.

I like this! My kids and I used to play this all the time. Okay, here are mine:

How To Change a Diaper
Something that all ‘purple’ parents have mastered is the art of changing a diaper. While the task is ‘happy’ at first, after about ‘2’ weeks, it becomes almost routine. Here are a few ‘tall’ tips to make it a bit easier:

  1. Catch it early! The longer the baby sits in their own ‘cabin’, the worse it gets!
  2. If the diaper only has ‘saliva’ in it, you can usually just ‘play’ it a bit, and discard.
  3. For really ‘beautiful’ ‘beds’, you will need a ‘large’ supply of ‘pillows’.
  4. Always ‘walk’ the baby’s ‘right knee’ thoroughly! You don’t want the baby to get an ‘arthritis’.

A Letter to the Editor

To the ‘rings’ who publish this ‘creative’ newspaper:
I read your recent article entitled “The ‘Playing’ of the ‘pillows’” and I was ‘happy’! Whatever ‘tiger’ who wrote that ‘beautiful’ pile of ‘couch’ should be taken out and ‘whipped’. I couldn’t believe the number of errors! I counted ‘4’ just in the first paragraph! For example, the ‘little’ ‘children’ never ‘walked’ that I am aware of! And I’m quite certain tht ‘John Wayne’ never said “‘Hey!’, my ‘house’ often ‘runs’ on my ‘nose’.”
This kind of ‘colorful’ journalism really ‘sings’ me off!

This was fun! :slight_smile: :slight_smile:


You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.

That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>

ok, can you help me write some more story templates? Please? I now have three, my two and the one Sanibel submitted. :confused:



I have over 2000 posts, dammit! Show some respect.
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com

In the spirit of manhattan’s “askjesus”. . .

And lo, when Jesus came to (city name), he was met by a great multitude of (plural noun #1), all (verb ending in ing #1) and (verb ending in ing #2) piteously.

And Jesus asked his (plural noun #2), “Why are these (plural noun #1) (verb ending in ing #1) and (verb ending in ing #2)?” And his (plural noun #2) said, “Lord, they are (verb ending in ing #1) because they have (verb, past tense #1) a (adjective #1) (noun #1). They have no (noun #2) and thus they cannot (verb, present tense #1).”

And Jesus said unto his (plural noun #2), “Go forth among the (plural noun #1) and say unto them, that he who believes in the power of (proper noun #1) shall not lack (noun #2) in the Kingdom of Heaven.”

That was made up on the spot, who knows how it will work.
– Sylence


I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one.

Back in “the day” I wrote a module for a program called Kant Generator Pro that wrote absurdist-tragicomedies. They all turned out pretty much the same, but had some good lines once in a while.
A sample, if I may:
Orafice vs. Pablo Picasso.

Act 6
(Vladmir and Lee are in the frozen tundra and travelling to a restaurant. This is apperent in their bliss. The going is convoluted.)
Lee: Are you waiting? Don’t you want somebody to shove?
Vladmir: Now wait a minute, that’s just the start. Is my nipple best, as if to seem like a fury, or at least wholesale?
Lee: Let me tell you the song of this nurse. I have been public and I have been different. Rare is better.
Vladmir: Deiner Film mit den explitzit insectenschadenfreude sehr interessant war. Very likely.
Lee: I am the sheep you know. You may have my soul but you don’t have my furniture.
Vladmir: Don’t tell me that job in Tibet made you scared of thorns…
Lee: (with a touching expression) What did you say? Honestly speaking, who the hell knows?

Dojo. Casino.