Madonna to do Gap ads

I’m thinking the Material Matron is jumping the proverbial shark with this maneuver.

It is certainly a far cry from her Versace days.

I guess with waning album sales and a cinematic flop, Madge has gotta bring home the ol’ bacon somehow!

There is no WAY she would’ve done Gap ads ten years ago!

Heh.

And, on the flip-side of the relationship: this is a signal that The Gap is has given up on ever being considered tres hip again. This from a chain that supposedly has a young demographic. (No opinion on M’s artistic vision, except to note that it is no longer young.)

Time to sell.

…must…resist…urge…to…make joke…about…her…vagina…

I haven’t ever bought anything by Gap or Madonna and I doubt that will change if she does ads for them.

Was she recruited because of her teeth ?

Why does she do this? Doesn’t she already have more money than some third world nations?

It’s all about staying visible and that word I despise… “relevant.”

Gotta bring in the kiddies, you know.

Good. Something else from her to ignore.