Ok, for those of you that have seen the new gap ads with Madonna in them, what the heck is the deal with her stomach. It’s brown. I don’t know why it’s brown or what the deal is. You can still see her belly button, so I don’t think it’s really a shirt or anything. I’m just very confused. Anyone have the insight on what the heck’s going on?
I want to know what the deal with those pants is, namely: why are they so ugly and who do they expect to buy them? Of course, I say that about everything lately.
And why was she on the cover of some magazine wearing the same ugly outfit with the caption “Madonna’s New Look”? So she’s wearing an ugly hat now. Neither new, nor a “look.”
This reminds me of what Lileks wrote when he first heard about these: (paraphrased) “Haven’t they figured out that most people think of Madonna and Gap in the same way they think of David Letterman and gap?”