The board seems to be kinda slow lately, so I’ve been checking out all your websites (Bwahahaha) to see if I can find anything interesting (or something I could use against you later). I came upon some pretty interesting stuff, and then I stumbled across this jewel. Also recomended is the “My Zen Error Message” under the “Shrines” section. Good work MadPoet!
Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
when I said I’d like to smash every tooth in your head.
Cannot copy cam2. File exsits.
This reminds me of a beta program our PCB designers were using at an old job.
“It appears the file you are trying to access was created in the future.”
Hey, Demo, you’re a big, fat kiss ass. 
gush I’m not funny… my life is funny, I just live it.
My faves off that list are:
-Thank you for calling tech support, can I get my name please?
-I’m sorry, but I can’t support that.
>Hmm… that means I don’t have to be nice to you now?
-Press one from the first menu, then one from the second menu.
>So I just press two?
And of course:
>I know how to make web pages – I don’t know diddlly squat about computers.
The truth is far funnier than fiction.
http://www.madpoet.com
“I never meant to hurt you,” you said,
And buried yourself in lies instead.
Next time I would rather be slain,
Than forced to bear your mercy again.
So? Just trying to stir up support for my SDMB takeover coming in late June by the people that brought you, “Phaedrus loses 10K!”, “Mikey Likes It!” and “Melin Bites the Dust!” See you then!
Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
when I said I’d like to smash every tooth in your head.