Crap. Wrong again. 
Pilsner Urquell. Keep 'em coming. Hold the brains.
I assume I’m allowed a farewell, as per the usual. Sorry, guys - I shoulda done a better job. I was looking forward to getting further into this game - I really like the theme - but 'twas not to be.
And drinks ARE NOT on me. Unless you didn’t vote for me. In that case, do your worst!
Literally on you? In that case where’s the tequila!
Um that probably made me sound like a necrophiliac lesbian - ah well at my age it’s good to try new things 
Wow, AH I think I just fell in love with you. Boozy, what drink do you recomend for a man in love with a necrophilic lesbian while trapped in a room with killer cyborgs?
Z was burned to a crisp. Apparently it is rumored humans taste like pork. Crispy fried pork is bacon. AH likes doing body shots off of crispy fried bacon. As we all know bacon goes with everything so there is nothing unusual or wrong with necking tequila and a bacon sandwich.
While I agree that bacon goes with everything, crispy fried human tastes more like chicken. Not that I’d know that first hand or anything, seriously. Ah shit where’s my spade.
Perhaps I can divert attention from my new found necrophiliac lesbian tendancies with a side of cannibalism by pointing out that Santo’s poledancing wearing nothing but a leopard skin thong which seems surprisingly well padded. Probably explains where my socks disappeared to 
Wow - this is a party I don’t want to miss!
I just love poledancing (and the leopard skin thong sounds good to me too)
Not to spoil a good party - and Santo please keep dancing while I talk - but I’m trying to find out how you balance a game.
I’m looking for something I can read, because I’m trying to set up a game for the first time and I really need to get it right!
I got a really powerful role on one side - I can’t figure out if he tips the balance…
And if this comes across as surly or night strategizing then Mod spank me. I’ve been bagging and tagging IT stuff up and down the coast for the last couple of days. As such I really have not spent as much time on this game as I should.
<Looks to the statue of pedescribe and genuflects vigorously>.
Obviously I don’t want comments now. But if it’s not too much trouble could you come loaded for bear manana, if I am even here, so that I can dispell any mis conceptions that have been developed thus far?
Seriously.
And I’d take a 'grita for the road but I think coffee is more sensible at this point (got about twelve hours of hostile driving to deal with). You fine folks, please carry on with whatever hedonistic rites that are in order.
And with all the second and third place votes, para moi, I’ve gotta say that I feel like Pelosi and Palin with testicles (one leans left, the other right).
Shiiiiiite. Call me Lieberman - the candidate that all can support.
Yikes.
That’s exactly what I was looking for - THANKS!!!
I know that I am really reserved but I’d like to take a chance at junior moding a game. It might help me get get out of my shell.
If you join the Facebook-group Idle is asking if anyone is up for hosting a game:
http://www.new.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=24652112609&topic=5540
I had to use cute little girlie socks… mine were too big. And besides, I’m a grower, not a shower, so when I’m dancing in the thong, I’ve got to give -something- to the imagination.
And you seem like a nice enough sort to toss back a couple of pints with …
Butt fuck, my visual imagination just made me vomit, a little.
And it may or may not be a typo.
The imp…is watching. He sees no reason to lunge.
Almost Human’s the necro lesbian, not me.
When faced with credible threats of death from all around, I find nothing’s better to sooth the mind than Dr. Squid’s Soothing Tonic of Joy. Made from all natural herbs, spices, and the waters taken from the mighty Monongahela River, this fizzy concoction will clear out your insides, refreshen the spleen, and cause sporadic naked cage dancing amongst friends and relations.
(warning: Dr. Squid’s SToJ causes blindness, uncontrollable twitching and herpetic sores in 85% of users)
Charlie, Tony Orlando and Dawn and OthersI got a yellow ribbon. I got a yellow ribbon. Gonna tie it round the old Oak tree. It’s been three long years… Gonna stay on the bus. Oooh Magic bus. Oooh magic bus. He’s a pinball wizzard…
Gandalf Fool of a Took.
Henny Youngman. Take my wife, please.
Exits stage left to deafening silence.
NETA: I fully expect to get Modsmacked for such blatant strategizing. It’s a risk us townies have to take.