Do you remember the words to this kids’ song? Let’s see how many verses we can put together (and how many variations on her name). I’ll start:
Magalina Hagalina Hoopensteier Wallenheimer, Hogan Logan Mogan was her name.
She had two peculiar teeth in her mouth, one pointed north and the other pointed south.
The one I remember:
Magalina Pagalina Reubensteiner Einerdiner Mokoloka Poka was her name
She had two hairs on her head
One was alive and the other was dead
We used to read my daughter a book called “Catalina Magdalena Whoopensteiner Wallendiner Hogan Logan Bogan Was Her Name”, which she loved.
“Meet Catalina Magdalena Whoopensteiner Wallendiner Hogan Logan Bogan…
She had two holes on the bottom of her nose–
One for her fingers, and one for her toes!”
I want to say I know all this from listening to Dr. Demento, but I can’t find anything supporting that. Or maybe from my Boy Scouts days, but if that were the case, I would think that the verses I remember would be more…um, bawdy. Like 7th grade bawdy. Good times.
And one more thing. I remember the chorus as being slightly different from what’s above, as in:
It was a long time ago, of course, so I could be remembering incorrectly.