*magical sound effect* You are now your username - how screwed are you?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

A somewhat bored minorly godlike posthuman entity has just skipped by and for his/her/its amusement has decided to turn every SDMP poster into a realistic anthropomorphic version of their username.

So I guess I’m now really a disposable hero, so my life-expectancy would probably be fairly short but at least I’d get to bite the bullet in a suitably dramatic fashion…quite possibly against the poster EvilMinion (Hurrah! Every hero needs an opponent!)

Just running down the posters from the front page we’d have:

A Monkey With a Gun (dangerous!)

The Tooth (a…well…tooth apparently)

Smeghead (eeewwww!!!)

handsomeharry (lucky bastard)

wolfman (better hope we have some silver bullets at hand)

For people who use thier real names (how mundane) I guess there wouldn’t really be much difference. :smiley:

2

I am a painting drawn in cartoon format. (Not so bad)
Judging from my skin tone, I have an advanced case of jaundice. (Not so good!)

3

I am just like I am now, except now I’m left-handed.

4

Help! I’m not anything!

Or 4/7ths of an old kingdom which doesn’t exist any more, take your pick.

5

I suppose I’ll be very wealthy, talented and married to an old dude.

Although I left out the Jones so maybe there’s someone out there just named “Catherine Zeta” in which case it’ll be a surprise.

6

I’m not sure exactly what I’d be, but I think I’d be okay.

7

I’m a cool helicopter. Fly me.

8

Not much changes :wink:

9

Hoo! Ha!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, mama.

10

I’m in for a probably long but exceedingly boring life

11

don’t ask

12

I am a off brand Rubick’s Cube, which basically means that someone will mess with me once or twice and then I’ll just sit on a desk for the rest of my days. Kinda depressing, on the plus side I can watch as people become frustrated trying to solve me.

13

I guess apart from the addition of wings, there wouldn’t be a lot of difference.

14

Yay!

All we have to do is avoid getting eaten. But with the proper military strategy, I think we will survive.

15

I’m either a book by Diane Mott Davidson or else maybe you can throw me at people while munching on breakfast?

16

On the plus side, I’d actually have talent.
:slight_smile:
On the down side, I’d be dead.
:frowning:

17

looks down

I’m the same!

18

I end up rather cosmic.

19

I guess I’d be a lot more flamboyant, even wearing a big white plume in my hat.

Oh, and there’d be 45 of me.

20

Not so much screwed as skewered.