Don’t worry everyone, as an Intergalactic Gladiator, I am well equipped to protect you from monkeys with guns and hockey sticks. A quick blast from my sonic disrupter should take care of…
Hey, anyone see my sonic disrupter?
Covered in butter and really good with bacon. So, no big change.
Cue username change to Monkey with a Sonic Disrupter in 3…2…1…
I am the pinnacle of … well … a not very flattering thing. 
I believe that my life would change not at all. Pity, that.
Well, as Dendarii Dame I would be a female Vorkosigan (not too great a situation, in most cases, but sometimes okay), a member of a space mercenary fleet (actually, a somewhat better choice), or Lois McMaster Bujold herself. As an author, I would love to write as well as she does, so that’s my pick.
This robot might count as the intersection between both. (He’s apparently dead, however.)
I am left to my own devices by all people with common sense. Only fools and the impetuous bother me.
Because most people know to leave well enough alone.
I would be a marshmallow in a child’s breakfast cereal (or a stoner’s dinner cereal).
I wouldn’t be screwed, I’d be stuffed! That’s where curiosity gets you (hence the choice of username).
Do you bounce by any chance?
You can still talk to me if you like. 
Or maybe you’re just empowered to perform marriages between trees. 
I guess I now have complete dominion over time. Which is pretty cool, really.
Except for that living backwards thing. 
I meant in a matter/anti-matter way…
I will be reunited with my long lost cousins, and inherit money from my uncle in Madeira, making me independently wealthy.
Maybe someone will even make a creepy, creepy helicopter out of you!
Let’s see…no real change here, either. Assuming everyone thinks of a “legend” as “something that happened a long time ago, the recollection of which is not necessarily factual.” Because I tend not to be around much, everything significant I ever accomplished is pretty much over, and my memory is not at all what it used to be.
Suddenly I feel hungry
Again.
Yeah…I tend to have that effect on people.