Would that be anything like The Noodle Incident? :eek:
If I get to be the character I created the name for, am a neigh-all-powerful wizard who can travel through time and alternate realities and dimensions.
If, however, I’m the character I stole… er… borrowed the name from… I’m the right-hand man of the emperor of the galaxy, chief of his Secret Police, feared throughout all of Mongo, and doing quite well for myself… except for the fact that I’m so ugly I need to wear a gold mask all the time, and have an artificial arm. I also have an unrequited crush on the Emperor’s daughter, and am doomed to be killed by some blonde upstart once we try to destroy the Earth. If only His Majesty had not complained about being bored that day…
I dunno. I guess it depends what kind of reputation Aces 1-308 have around here.
I LOLed at work. 
…but with okapis.
Thank you!
-D/a
I’m a City. Rather old, rather run down, rather threadbare.
But STILL GOOD!
I would be a Douglas Adams character…and a cool one, at that. Yes, I would be truly awesome.
Deary, deary, me. Tears of laughter are pouring down my face. One of the most wonderful typos EVER!
Celtic sea god, sort of like Poseidon with a few Loki-ish tendencies to pranks
- or an alternative translation of my middle name, in which case no change.
I’m a fire-breathing flying lizard undergoing severe emotional distress. Yayyyyyyy.
I guess I’d have to wear a wife beater tank top to work from now on.
I get to help the hero. I guess that’s ok.
I’m a tiny reptile with no opposable thumbs. In a house with two cats. :eek:
Well, considering my nickname is “Juicy”, and my username is taken from “Soylent Green”… I’d be a food source. Yuck.
That’s weird. Nothing happened.
I’d be the same, though perhaps dressed differently from the way I am now…
Everyone would be glad to see the back of me, so just as well I only exist for 31 days of the year. Brrr!
Nitpick: April has 30 days.
I’d be a Fritz Leiber character, daughter of a madman, in love with a wizard’s apprentice. I’d move to Lankhmar and get eaten by rats.
Either that or I’d be a verb describing a soft misty rain.