*magical sound effect* You are now your username - how screwed are you?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Hm, I’m a mysterious orphan of vaguely Mongolian background who washed up on the shore and was adopted by a village of Vikings. On the plus side I’ve grown into a mighty warrior, on the downside all of my friends are smarter than me including an annoying talking rat.

So overall I’d say that life is good :smiley:

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Not screwed at all :smiley:

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You could mosey on over to my place between shifts and we’d knock back a few brewskis. :smiley:

Yabbut, what if you were really your username? :stuck_out_tongue:

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I have already achieved my nom du plume in real life.

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I think my fate would be clear.

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“Squeek”, then “EEK!”