I’d be floating around in your inkjet printer, waiting to be spit out and rearranged at high speed to create an image of you cat or something.
A trio of very small bones.
I think I’ll ask to be magical sound effect-ed back.
Well, except for the part where I get really wet, I’m good. And, it really is, always, all about me!
I’m laying around being furry and cute and eating bamboo all day 
I don’t look as good, but I’m going to have a LOT OF FUN! Who wants some scumble?
At least I’m very thin.
Mine is a true statement.
Buried at sea.
Glug.
Screwed? Hardly. However, it’s still only three licks.
This made me chuckle…
I don’t think I can get a bank to loan me money anymore . 
Shit.
Hmmm, this could be good, this could be bad.
I suppose it depends on whether our friend takes our intentions behind our usernames into account, or just uses the most convenient real-world meaning.
If the former, I’ll be an opera singer who isn’t quite sure what his most appropriate rep is. More or less the same as now.
If the latter, I suppose I would just walk around being really perplexed by containers.
Uh-oh…
Or the first draft of a Roberto Carlos song (linky to Spanish version).
I would end up as either an automoton, or a clown, I guess. Hmm. I suppose I could find a way to make a living with either of those if I tried hard enough.
The OP may be disposable, but I’m not.
Probably wouldn’t post much as I’d be busy fighting foes, appearing in movies, comic books, Broadway, & the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade among other places.
I’d have more of a social life.