Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in feud with sea monster. Newslink

May I add: It is you, Mr Ahmadinejad, who is arguing with an octopus, not I.

So far Ahmadinejad has been menaced by humans, Bush administration officials, rodents, birds, and now - skipping right past reptiles and fish - by marine invertebrates.

I predict that before the end of the year, we’ll hear reports that his regime is being threatened by beetles. Or maybe a particularly devious house plant.

No love for amphibians?

I will guess that beetles will threaten him - dung beetles (not the poster AFAIK but I don’t know what she has planned). They will be sent by America and steal his precious body solids.