Maine Governor: These Traffickers (D-Money, Shifty...) Impregnate Young White Girls

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@billfish678

I kinda like the meta ness of the whole thing.

For him to be a racist you have to assume that a large fraction of drug dealers are black. And that they have weird assed nick names.

Its the race controversy version of “do you still beat your wife?” question.

You’re quite correct. His quote about drug dealers “impregnating white women” was not racist in the least.

[Colibri]

@billfish678

For him to be a racist you have to assume that a large fraction of drug dealers are black. And that they have weird assed nick names.

No, you merely need to assume that he thinks that most drug dealers are black, and have weird nicknames.

[Fotheringay-Phipps]

I don’t think you need either of those assumptions.

The reason his remarks are racially offensive is because he considers the racial aspect a significant part of the problem. Meaning, that part of the problem is that it’s black drug dealers impregnating white girls, while black drug dealers impregnating black girls or white drug dealers impregnating white girls are not such a big deal. Makes no difference how often any of these scenarios actually happen, either in reality of in his opinion.

I generally tend to think most of these racist brouhahas are very overblown, but this guy seems guilty as charged.

[TroutMan]

@GrumpyBunny

Smoothie is the worst drug-seller nickname, ever.

“Orange Julius” was taken.

@OttoDaFe

And “Slurpee” just sounds … wrong.

I claim “Squishie” for my nickname when I become a famous drug dealer.

[BrainGlutton]

So, if you deal drugs in Maine, you get to impregnate a white girl . . .

Guess what we’re gonna do today, Ferb?

[Kimballkid]

@Tamerlane

Or he could have researched real hard-cases and used their names as examples. You know - tough guys like Spook and Choo-Choo.

Or Whitey.

[Fir_na_tine]

@The_King_of_Soup

Well isn’t this horrible. Not enough of an excuse, but I will remind people that the pompous. racist, lazy gasbag was NEVER the people’s choice for governor, but the lucky meat-puppet (TWICE!) won elections in which the Democratic Party stupidly split their vote.
Which means, unfortunately that the undisciplined majority let this piece of talking shit slide into the governor’s mansion twice, and between his illegal cuts to basic human services and his use of his office to illegally punish political rivals, Maine is now the Mississippi of New England, without even any visible minorities to oppress. Takes vision to do that.

Ayuh, dumber than a box of rocks they were.

[Kamino_Neko]

@TroutMan

I claim “Squishie” for my nickname when I become a famous drug dealer.

Main women: Thank you, come again!

[The_King_of_Soup]

@Fir_na_tine

Ayuh, dumber than a box of rocks they were.

Thank you, Aroostook Yoda!

[Saint_Cad]

Looks like all of those fellers impregnating tha white women need a little Maine Justice.

[wolfpup]

Now the traffickers … These are guys with the name D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty, these types of guys. They come from Connecticut and New York …

I don’t know Smoothie and Shifty, but D-Money isn’t from Connecticut or New York and that’s not how you spell his name. Anyone who’s seen the fine documentary History of the World Part I by the famous historian Mel Brooks (“It’s good to be the king!”) will know that this refers to the revolutionary French nobleman Count de Money.

[Fubaya]

@Ulf_the_Unwashed

I once read that some cultures in very isolated environments (the Arctic, certain Pacific islands) have a custom in which men offer their wives for the sexual use of visitors.

Note to self: Contact travel agent to start planning a vacation to the Arctic and certain Pacific islands.

[BrainGlutton]

LePage says he might skip State of the State speech.

[BrainGlutton]

Trevor Noah (from memory): “Governor, why are you associating heroin with interracial sex? Heroin is illegal. Interracial sex is legal. Both are equally addictive, but only one is illegal.”

[TroutMan]

Smoothie’s on Twitter now.

[QUOTE=Smoothie]
Holy crap. The lobster is so cheap here. Heading back to NYC with three live 1-pounders and a white woman.

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Me and Shifty stayed at a lovely B&B in Camden. Shifty bought another fucking antique teapot.
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[BrainGlutton]

LePage now instructing citizens to “load up and get rid of the drug dealers”

One day after calling for the return of public executions via guillotine, Maine’s controversial republican governor offered a better solution to fighting crime: Citizens take up arms and shoot drug dealers.

“Everybody in Maine, we have Constitutional Carry. Load up and get rid of the drug dealers,” Gov. Paul LePage told Maine’s WGME on Wednesday.

Although Maine long ago abolished the death penalty, LePage told CBS 13 Reporter Brad Rogers that he would “absolutely” love to see its return to punish convicted drug dealers. “They’re killing our kids,” LePage said of nonviolent drug offenders, arguing that death from drug overdose is homicide. “I know of a man and woman that died in the same night from the drugs they bought from one dealer. Two homicides, I consider those two homicides,” LePage said.

At least he’s dropped the white-girl-knocky-uppy thing . . .

[Biggirl]

e also would like to introduce the use of the guillotine for use on drug dealers. I’m not up on Maine law but is drug dealing even a capital offence?

LePage has one serious hard-on for these black, women mating drug traffickers. Like he ate some bad pizza, binge watched The Wire and had a very vivid nightmare.
ETA: Or what BrainGlutton said.

[RickJay]

@OttoDaFe

And “Slurpee” just sounds … wrong.

I’ll tell you what though, Vegan Gluten Free Vitamin Shake is the baddest son of a bitch in the meth trade.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@Biggirl

e also would like to introduce the use of the guillotine for use on drug dealers. I’m not up on Maine law but is drug dealing even a capital offence?

SCOTUS has essentially barred the death penalty for any crime does does not result in the death of the victim. So a drug offense standing alone is not enough to justify the death penalty. Selling drugs laces with strychnine or something, perhaps.

[JRDelirious]

Well at least he’s showing us how living in Maine can make hard drugs seem like a good idea.