‘Smoothie’?
The guy is looking for a nickname that will encapsulate the ultimate in feral drugged-up priapic lethal depravity, and what he comes up with is ‘Smoothie’?
Smoothie grew up in California.
I noticed that he doesn’t really seem too interested in drug dealers named Justin or Chad either.
Evidently the white girls of Maine have some black in them.
Or at least they’d like to.
Chad?
You mean like in Africa?
No. Like in the suburbs, hanging out with Trevor, Chandler and Biff.
I once read that some cultures in very isolated environments (the Arctic, certain Pacific islands) have a custom in which men offer their wives for the sexual use of visitors. The sociobiological reason being that it has the effect of expanding an otherwise extremely narrow gene pool.
Thus if Maine is a small, isolated population (and in some ways it is exactly that), then, from an evolutionary perspective, the impregnation of white Mainers by non-white non-Mainers would surely be a Good Thing. Why is Governor LePage complaining?
Yeah, but at least you get a nice lobster out of the deal.
It’s a rare week when those of us down here in Georgia get to say “Well, at least we’re not Maine.”
Now I’m wondering if theseguys are involved.
I kinda like the meta ness of the whole thing.
For him to be a racist you have to assume that a large fraction of drug dealers are black. And that they have weird assed nick names.
Its the race controversy version of “do you still beat your wife?” question.
What? Isn’t he the one introducing that assumption?
Well isn’t this horrible. Not enough of an excuse, but I will remind people that the pompous. racist, lazy gasbag was NEVER the people’s choice for governor, but the lucky meat-puppet (TWICE!) won elections in which the Democratic Party stupidly split their vote.
Which means, unfortunately that the undisciplined majority let this piece of talking shit slide into the governor’s mansion twice, and between his illegal cuts to basic human services and his use of his office to illegally punish political rivals, Maine is now the Mississippi of New England, without even any visible minorities to oppress. Takes vision to do that.
Stuff like this is why I love the Dope.
No, no, of course not. If he was, why wouldn’t he just say that, rather than setting up the ‘what, me?’ card by talking about how they’re polluting the [del]white[/del] Maine women?
If he wanted to emphasize priapic, the nickname should have been “Bumpy”, or better yet “Stiffy.”
Or he could have researched real hard-cases and used their names as examples. You know - tough guys like Spook and Choo-Choo.
Well, how could you not?
I impregnated a white girl.
Once.
In 1992.
For 20 minutes.
Smoothie is the worst drug-seller nickname, ever.
“Orange Julius” was taken.
And “Slurpee” just sounds … wrong.