The other day, I had downloaded a song called “Let’s make love and listen to Death from Above.”
A few hours later, I brought in my MP3 player from the car, plugged it in, and went to look for the song by typing the phrase “make love” into the search box.
The computer shut down.
My friend tried it and it did the same thing to hers.
Apparently it must be exactly the same shortcut as some other phrase.
If I shut down my computer, I’d have no one to make love to.
Computer: Hell no, I’m not doing that. [Initiate self-destruct sequence.]
“Open the pod bay door HAL, and lube up!”
Now I’m wondering what certain other phrases would make it do.
When I was doing C programs and mk(1) (pronounced make) scripts, I should have called one love
mk love
As for the OP, you really shouldn’t use the search engine from necrophiliac.com