Gilligan’s Finger Smells Like Ginger
I thought that was Fred Astaire.
Mafia Scum
OK, Gilligan’s Finger Smells Like Fred Astaire then.
Harold
I’m going to vote for keeping Diomedes but using a sig that says, “call me -medes.”
Evil Hal!
My vote is for No Lynch. 
or Harry Eyeball.
Seriously though,
**DEIMOS ** Δειμος m Greek Mythology
Means “terror” in Greek… It’s fairly close to what you have now, and you are quite the terror in a Mafia game.
Spudthulu
Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyahlathotep
Hasbroljnir Toyhammer
Spastic Bowlin’
Sheik Djibouti
Mullet Omar
Taking a cue from your birthdate, I suggest Crab Dude.
I like that one.
Or
Just:
Gastard or GatMan
Or something referencing Gotham vs. Metropolis, as that’s something I always associate with you, your mind bending view that it’s better to live under Batman and be free than live under Superman and be safe.
FearTheRedSon
MeciMeneMedes
The Incredible Thread Stealer
(Note that there’s a secret surprise about this as a username)
Tits?
Catatonic Minor
You see, it kinda sounds like a flavor of musical scales, but it would be more like a person under 18 that suffered from Catatonia or… no takers? Well I thought it was funny.
fiting ignorence
…for 20 minutes
The Unknown Doper
Menalazy
What about Diomedes’ dad, Tydeus? Then everyone could call you Tidy.
Yep. I created it after seeing all the newbies with long names starting to come into existence, and how they always got acronymed down.
Recommended for a female poster to take.
Diomedes is a Greek compound of dios, “god,” “godlike,” or “divine” and mêdos, “cunning,” “schemes,” “plans,” “craft”; “care,” “anxiety” (or, apparently, genitalia).
So how about Godlike Cunning? And of course if you feel that you could carry off Divine Genitalia, go for it.
I kind of like Divine Anxiety or God of Angst.