Tidy wouldn’t be bad… but my fascination with Diomedes doesn’t extend to being a fan club of the whole Argive Monarchy.
A few considerations I’ve decided upon: I think I’d prefer a name that’s not too difficult to type: I use several different computers to log into the Dope, and I’d worry about forgetting the exact phrasing of some of the longer names (Otherwise, Gilligan’s Finger Smells like Fred Astaire would be awesome). Also, I’m kind of a stickler for correct capitalization in names. I don’t know why, I just am. So that rules out fiting ignerince.
So I’m going to narrow all of these great suggestions down to my top five. I’ll let anyone who wants to vote on their favs of these. One vote per person, but please feel free to vote for a given entry merely because you want to sway where the boozahol/squid ends up. That’s what I’d do (because, really, does anyone really have any other stake in this?)
Gastard
It’s the one name out of all of these that I have a personal history with. It’s also vaguely dirty sounding… a major plus. (Roosh)
Deimos
Hockey Monkey’s right. This is totally the most natural sort of place for me to go. Plus, she’s already done the namechange thing with success, so she’s gotta know the secrets of it. (Hockey Monkey)
Grimly Fiendish
If I was smart, I would have used this as the name on my fake ID back when I was in high school. Grimly Fiendish… it just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it? (Scissorjack)
Amazing Indifference
It’s the subtle combination of the username and the obvious abbreviation that does it for me. It’s got less pop than some of the others, but it’s the sort of thing that would give me a self-satisfied smirk every time I saw it. (Czarcasm)
**Gilligan’s Finger Smells Like Fred Astaire **
Fuck it. I think it’s funny. I’ll figure out how to type it. (Leaffan)
Honorable Mentions:
Ronnie James
Capeau Noir
Spudthulu
