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Dances With Gerbils

The Life Pathetic with Steve Spazoo

The Germinator: Rise of the Daisies

Some of the Vice-President’s Men

Gone With a Whimper

Fiddler on the Porch

Rankled Bull

Lawrence of Ann Arbor

It Happened Lots of Nights

The Thingy

Swept the Porch
The Paper Cut
We Need to Talk About Vaccuuming

Credible Schmutz

An Afternoon to Forget

Oh Brother

Star Trek: Where Nomad has Gone Before

Tell Them Silly Boy Is Here

Low Plains Sniffer

Slugman (The Underwhelming Malaise of Apathy)

While You Were Slumming

Four Funerals and a Will Reading

Three Mooks and a Bassoon

Dorsal Fins
A Couple of Tall Buildings
The Coupon Redemption

On Mossy Pond

Half-Full Metal Jacket

Lukewarm Saddles

Seven Spoons for Seven Bowls of Cereal

The GED test-taker

An Arbitrarily Selected Year

Overly-Long Days of Whiners and Posers

John Whack

A Few Lousy Men

Monty Python and the Daily Mail

Saving Private Ryan 10% On His Auto Insurance

A Usual Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum

The Rocky Horror Slide Show

Star Wars: Revenge of the Smith

Dennis the Well-Adjusted Child

A Beautiful Rind

Bring me the Car Keys of Alfredo Garcia

Herpes: The Love Bug

Worst Side Story

Botched Cavity and the Some Dunce Kid

Scruffy Harry

It’s A Slightly Interesting Life

Star Trek II: The Pet Peeve of Khan

A Night at the Yodelling

Bronzerado

Mission Unlikely

Journey To The Centre Of The Town

In a thread full of great ones, this is my favorite so far.

Mel Brooks’ History of the Worm, Part I

Blazing Seattle

Low Anxiety

Robin Hood: Men In Spandex

Schwartzballs

The Reducers

Young Jekyll