Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

Hedgehog Day
Mandibles
The Slow and the Calm
Normal Beasts and How to Avoid Them
Harry Potter and the Gravel Stone

Parcheesi: Origin of Ennui

An American Weirdo in Toronto

Charlotte’s Grub

Dances with Weevils

Three Park Benches Outside of Boring, Oregon

I.T.: The Internet Troll

Henry Jones, Jr. and the last old cup search

Kramer Compromises With Kramer

Raiders of the Lost Quark

(A documentary about particle physics. Not particularly action-packed, and has a complete lack of melting Nazis.)

Edit: And, then, I learned, this is the partial name of a video game!

Some Like It Tepid

The Average Dictator

Poets’ Society

The Credibles

Visit Bill: Vol 1

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Socks* (*But Were Afraid to Ask)

Annie Sprawl

4:15 in the Garden of Weeds and Stones

Second to the Last Exit to Schenectady

Less Than Sub-Zero

Some Kind of Misery

Mrs. Loudfarter

Dr. Humdrum (or: How I Stopped Hiccuping and Learned to Like the Gloom)

Sweetie Pie, the Irascible Barber of Main St.

2002: A Stasis Oddity

Zack and Miri Make Some Popcorn

Cenozoic Park

Drizzle Guy

The Attack of the 5 Foot Woman
The Incredible Shirking Man

Toy Store
Narrow Road
Dr. Maybe
The Early-Morning Group

-“BB”-

The Mediocre Santini

Back To Baton Rouge

The Footbridge on Kwai Creek

Apocalypse Sometime

Better Off Comatose

The Special Military Operation of the Worlds

An Orange Timex

Three Days of the Pigeon

Monty Python and the Holey Grill

Buffy The Vampire Sayer

Night of the Dead Staying Dead

Getting Private Ryan Transferred Back Home

Larry of Arkansas

Just Old Lace