Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

Some Guys Being Dicks on the Subway

Some Guy Dressed Up As A Bat Versus Some Guy Dressed Up As A Circus Strongman

Snow White And The Politically Correct CGI

The Good, the Not Quite As Good, and the Looks Good In The Right Light

Saving Ryan’s Privates

Guy on Horse Paints Town Red

The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to Gallipoli.

Titanish

The Man From Uncle Larry’s Poker Game

Dial N for No It Was Clearly Self-Defense

Voyage to the Bottom of the Barrel

Dr. Notquite

Flowers in the Place Where You Normally Find Flowers

Children of a Lesser Bod

Curse of the Mommy

Miami Vic

To See the Man at the Place about the Thing

The Large Red Number

With Two You Get Egg Roll

The Slangs Of New York

The Amityville Hoarder

The Cook, The Beef, The Knife and His Larder

Race The Red Lambo

The Affront of Red Knocked Over

The Moan. Who Stares at Ghosts?

The Credible Hulk