Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

Down and Out in Scarsdale, NY

FedEx Krueger

One Grew Older on Choo-Choo Trains

At a Reasonable Speed with a Mellow Demeanour

How The Grinch Borrowed Christmas But Then Put It Right Back

12 Disgruntled Men

“My Mama,” Said The Italian

Madame Worldwideweb

Socio

That Guy Who Sponsors Baptisms

The Even Couple

Rocky vs Ali, But We Couldn’t Actually Get Ali
Rocky vs Ali, But We Again Couldn’t Actually Get Ali
Rocky vs Mr T, And As It Happens We Were Able To Get Mr T
Rocky vs Schwarzenegger, But We Couldn’t Get Schwarzenegger

Rocky vs Hulk Hogan

(Who looked like a cave troll, next to Stallone)

Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Reintegration Into Society

The Spy Who Came Down with a Cold

The Dam, Buster.

To Still a Rocking Horse

The Guy Who Took a Shot at a Window Valance

Billy the Child

Or: Billy the Goat