Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

Scooby Doo, I Found You

You’ve Got Spam!

Field of Doldrums

Dances With Voles

When Harry Banged Sally

Star Trek II: The Bath of Khan

Willy Wonka and the Shuttered Factory

Schindler’s Laundry List

Scent of a Woman’s Garbage Dispoal

The Upside of Angry Dad

12 Mildly Irritated Jurors

To See the Man at the Place about the Thing

It’s a Dull, Dull, Dull, Dull World

Beetlewax

Herbie Gets Repossessed

How Green Was My Pacific Palisades

Saturday Night Running a Bit of a Temperature

Xanadon’t

The Man Who Knew Just Enough

Re-Educating Rita

How to Get an Injunction in Advertising

The Nuns of Navarone

The Little Shop Around the Corner Where No One Ever Goes

Tummy

A Complete Bob Dylan Impression

The Man Who Dissed Liberty Valance

-“BB”-

The Sons of Katie Smelled Her

The Little Shop of Who Cares?

Children of the Candy Corn

A Pox on Lips Now

- A documentary about the modern epidemic of oral herpes

Sequel to Herpes: The Love Bug

Tortoise Dundee

The Hunt for Red Velvet Cake

The Spy Who Came In From the Cold and Got Everyone Sick

An Old Grey Mare on Elm Street

Casino Royale with Cheese

The Guy in Charge of the Rings

Avengers: Finite Scuffle

Gasball Tiff

The Empire Reasserts Itself

Star Conflicts: Cause For Optimism Arises

Coldfinger

Dr. Naaah

For Sore Eyes Only

Any Given Tuesday

Cowardheart

The Postman Always Rings Twice, Then Just Leaves The Package

The Last Girl Scout

Cretaceous Park

A Significantly Less Noisy Place

No Sponge Baths for Old Men