Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

Another Thursday Morning in Cottington

Well, Not Literally, Of Course, Because That Would Be Stupid; Instead, He Uses A Gold-Plated Gun.

Disgruntled Young Men

12 Happy Jurors

Judgement at Poughkeepsie

Just One or Two of the President’s Men

February 2nd

Paddington Station 2

Die Without Effort

On Algae-Green Pond

The Metrics

In Trump’s Secret Service

Mildly Amusing Girl

In Which a Psychotic Eagles Fan Can’t Manage a Relationship with a Young Woman

…that title actually sounds more impressive.

It’s Never Funny in Philadelphia

The Other TV Show Where Lee Majors Dealt With Crooks

TV Shows

Baguette—Food inspector Sgt. Joe Fryday and his partner investigate infractions in French bakeries

The Cat Patrol—Allied animal welfare commandos patrol the streets for feral cats

McHale’s Gravy—The misadventures of a misfit crew of chefs attempt to make gravy without lumps

Spandex—Private detective Joe Spandex uses force to rip stretch fabrics apart

It Takes a Leaf—The adventures of suave horticulturist Alexander Fungi, who grows leafy plants

The Big Vallee—Singer Rudy Vallee’s late life battle with obesity

The Toast & Mrs. Muir—A house haunted by burnt toast wreaks havoc on new tenant’s breakfast

77 Sunset Drip—Wisecracking plumbers fix leaky faucets after dark

The Many Loaves of Dobie Gillis—A young man schemes and attempts to steal loaves of bread

Less Miserable

Superdud

Tropic Blunder

Clever.

Dial M For Mail Fraud

The Curious Case of Benjamin’s Buttons

Final Destination on the Yellow Subway Line

Once Upon a Time in Des Moines

Fall of the House of Pancakes

I recall semi-watching some English movie (perhaps made for TV) and being distracted from the plot by trying to form an anagram of the title or of a character’s name, but the best I could do was

Dilrod and the Hurtloin

Thunderblot & Clubfoot

Captain Corelli’s Mandolin

Nope. Can’t make that sound duller. Maybe if he got demoted to Second Lieutenant Corelli? Or changing the instrument to a French horn or kazoo?

Captain Corelli’s Kazoo

Minor Problem in Littler China
Seven Girlfriends for Seven Brodudes
Kitten on a Cool Tin Awning
Local Velour

M * U * S * H
A Man Working for the Government (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service)

-“BB”-