Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

The Legend of J. D. Vance

Well, Yes, But From My Perspective, It’s Back To The Present

The Bocciball Run

Walking Above the Average Height

Hate a Partial Known

Hail, Caesar Salad

Captain America: Shaved New Ross

The 10 Suggestions

Hen-Burp

Sammy and Delly

Household Fixture Violating Causality

Little Green Space Alien Who is Just an Obnoxious Asshole

In Which the Bombs are the Smartest Characters

Mycroft’s Brother, Who Isn’t Quite As Brainy Or Well-Connected

Get Squirty

All Dogs Go to the Bathroom

The Amityville Horker

Porkergrease

The Garbage Picking Garbage Picking Philadelphia Nonentity

Live
Die
Live Die

Grave of the Pill Bugs

I Drool on Your Gravy Boat

Kerfuffle Games

I Drool on your Mausoleum.

I Expectorate on Your Cemetery-Hole

I Gob on Your Carpet (Sorry, Squire)

I Fart in the General Direction of Your Grave

Odor of a Woman

Eight Socks in a Duffel Bag

Ben Hurp Derp

I Hawk a Loogie on Your Final Resting Place

All the Kindergarteners Horsies

I Launch a Snot Rocket at Your Tomb