Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

It’s A Decidedly Reasonable Proposal, To Be Honest.

I Heart Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Natural Born Losers

There’s Nothing About Mary

And Justice For None

Thelma and Louisa May Alcott

Shakes On a Plane

The Alcoholic Clown Movie

Stand Several Meters Away From Me

The Thomas Crowne Kerfuffle

Star Warts

The Exercist

Star Tricks 2: The Rap of Cohen

Soiled Harry

298

Donny Dorko

The Last and the Lugubrious

I Skipped with a Zombie

Ground Pork Day

Please Exit the House

Moonrise Dungeon

The Pocket-Size Lebowski

The Man Who Wasn’t There, Then He Was There, Then He Wasn’t

Inherit the Wind in Probate Court

Oscar Pastorius 2049

Raising Michigan

The Common Tenenbaums

Afterbirth of a Nation

Farmington! Farmington!

The Hills Have Grass and Trees and Daisies and Not Much Else

Mr Hobbs Takes a Crap

Slow Times at Some High School

Hobocop

My Skinny Little Geek Roommate’s Wedding

Total Cereal Recalled

“Give me the special.”
“Chocolate? Vanilla?”
“I don’t give a crap.”
“We also have strawberry.”
“Meh.”
“Make it a banana split?”
“That cost extra?”
“A little, yeah.”
“Well, then, don’t bother.”
“So which one do you want?”
“Whatever will shut up the kid I’m babysitting.”

ANY GIVEN SUNDAE

Like Water for Carob

Guardians of the Galenas

The Outhouse, Josey Wailed

Low Planes Snifter

The Lengthy Nap

-“BB”-