Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

The Worst Story Ever Told

Cape Fair

In the Humidity of the Night

Brainerd

I Don’t Care What You Did Last Summer

One Flew Over a Nest, No Bird Identified

The Little Shop of Boredom

In keeping with the season …

J.C., Influencer
Still a Pretty Good Story To Tell
Where Are You Headed?

-“BB”-

The Shiny Cup
The Ouchies and the Fun Stuff
The Ten Things You Should Do

10 Things I Hate About You, But You Don’t Really Care, So Why Should I?

Gerbil Without a Claw

The Adventures of Baron Factitious Disorder Imposed On Self

Dystopian Silliness As Only the British Can Manage

French Goofballs in Dystopia

Anachronistic Swedes

In Praise of the Intermission

My Big Fat Greek Food Baby

The Right Stuff to Clean the Toilet

Freddy Got Fingered By His Proctologist

Raging Sloth

The Good, the Bad and the Dishwasher Repairman

The Candy Bars of Navarone

Force 9.85 from Navarone

Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Slurpee

The Gnus of Navarone

Muppets Have a Layover in Manhattan

Gnus Impala Cheetah

Do Some Kind of Colored Thing

Drizzleman

The Fifth Sense

Close Encounters of Some Kind

E.T.: The Extra Testicle

Play Scrabble For Me

Magnum Farce

Doody Harry