Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

Botulism Rocket

The Life Aquatic With Steven Miller

Stand By Me and My Mangy Old Dog

My Own Private Benjamin Outtakes

Bleak Runner

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Hair Day

Animal Cracker House

A Night at the High School Band Recital

Coughing Up Baby Phlegm

Finding TiVo

Birth of an Asian

The Absent-Minded Processor

The Last of the Moccasins

Richard Tracy

The Last House on the Left With the Lawn Ornaments and Pink Shutters

The Man from Snowy TV Sets

Children of an Entity That, in AD&D, Could Grant 6th-Level Spells But Not 7th-Level Ones

Children of a Lesser Quality of Education

Children of a Lesser Guaranteed Overnight Delivery

Children of Lester Codd

Larry from the Big Sandy Country

-“BB”-

The Cable Goyim

That Rubber Thing On The End Of A Pencil

Being John Malkovich’s Tax Preparer

Kinda Iffy Liaisons

For a Few Shekels Less

Pup In the Air

Cattle-field Earth

Alien v. Predatory Loans