Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

The Unenthusiastic Seven

The Smelly Eight

Nine Heads of Cabbage in a Grocery Bag

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Con Edison

Cath Me If You Can

Willy Loman and the Chocolate Factory

The Postman Naps Twice

Crazy Poor Haitians

Twelve Bored Dudes

Angels and Lemons

2 PM in the Garden of Good and Evil

Turds of Prey

Basic Instep

Crazy Hot Supper

Edward Jazzhands

Affectionately Yours, Mister

-“BB”-

The Man Who Would Be Assistant Manager.

North by Kanye West

Foottight

Out of Afrin

To Sir, We Like You OK, I Guess

Dr. Meh

Monty Python and Some Silliness

Harry Potter and the Secrets of the Sock Drawer

The Sound of Mucus (Christopher Plummer allegedly coined this name)

Camelsnot

the Thunderdolts*

*The Non-Avengers

A Minecrap Movie

Cloud In A Cornfield

Crappy Gilmore

Billy’s Muddy Son

50 Worst Dates