Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

Logan’s Stroll

Man of Aluminum

The Slightly Better Than Average Gatsby

Doctor Schlep

Scabface

Peters Out

Dr. Ordinaryaffection

Humming in the Sleet

Some Like It Tepid

Kinda Sorta About Eve

The Big Nap

Dances With Poodles

Arraignment at Nuremberg

Breakfast at Burger King

How To Be Eaten By Your Dragon

Do The Right Thing If It’s Not Too Much Of An Inconvenience

That thing, over there, for 5 minutes.

Finding Neverland Ranch

A Twilight Scone

The College Drop-out

Three Coins in a Puddle

Unconcernedly Seeking Susan

A Room With a View of the Parking Lot

Moe Howard’s End

A Passage to Indiana

Flat Tire
Jowls

-“BB”-

Jurassic Cashbox Rebirth

Licorice Road Pizza

No One Involved Ever Read the Book, and You Can Tell

Mystic Flatbread

Genesis Then

Some Guys Shooting at Each Other

Some Crazy Guys Shouting at Each Other

Some Weirdness That Makes No Sense

Violence, I Mean, Because