Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

A History of Violets

Gone with the Morbier

Island of Lost Sandwiches

Evil Bread II: Dough by Dawn

Duel in the Cream Cheese

12 Hungry Men

Babette’s Feet

Top Water Pistol

Minor Tiff on the Bounty

2001: A Space Odyssey

Turmeric: A Spice Oddity

Being John Houseman

The Poplar Express

Wimpy Joe Young

The Lime Machine

All Dogs Go To Purgatory

All Queer on the Sunburnt Front

Interview With the Umpire

A 2001 Honda Odyssey

The Bathrobe

A Mildly Amusing Thing Happened On the Way to the Forum

Friendly Acquaintances On a Train

Sorry, what’s the joke there? 2001: A Space Odyssey is real, isn’t it? Or am I being obtuse? (It wouldn’t be the first time.)

Well, 2001 was a quarter century ago, and in that sense, the title is absurd when you look at what the story depicts. There might, I suppose, have been a timeline that could have led there in that time span, but it sure seems all but beyond the pale.

It’s a Kind Of Okay Life

Double Indemnity Insurance Policy

Fantastic Beets and Where To Find Them

The Unusual Suspects

Blue Velveeta

That Thing You Spew

Schindler’s Grocery List
The Bridge over the River Wabash
The Flatus of the Lambs

The Nutty HHS Secretary

Bringing Up Baby’s Sputum

Spider-Man: Farts At Home

How to Train Your Kitten

How to Drain Your Dragon