Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

Schindler’s Names on a Napkin
All Quiet 50 Miles Behind the Western Front
Escorting Private Ryan
The Deer Watcher
Born on the First of July

Seven Surimi

Dennis the Mensch

Ant-Man and the Flyswatter

The Day the Hyper-Active Child Sat Still

The Day Before the Day After

The Day of the Low-Cost Down Payment

Cat Ballet

The Man With One Red Zit

Decent Proposal

How To Train Your Dreidl

Spinners

Dodgeball Fight at Gun City

A Fistful of Worns

Magnum Pork

The Good, the Bad & the WTF?

Bring Me a Pint of Cherry Garcia

The Hills Have Eyesores

The Puns of Will Sonnet

Sneaks On a Plane

Little Shop of Mildly Disturbing Events

The Hunt for Red Foxx

Batman Continues

Debbie Does Delaware

All That Lofi.

All That Jaws: A Summer Musical

Dr. Strangelike

There Will Be Spittle

10 pm Cowboy

The Graduated Cylinder

Some Like It Tepid

Irked Bull

My Big Fat Wedding Bill

Star Trek III: The Search for Sporks
Sitar Wars
The Men Who Stare at Goatees
The Dark Knight Rinses

-“BB”-