Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

Thread Games
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Schindler’s Grocery List

It’s a Lackluster Life

Ruminating Bull

Gone with the Breeze

The Lizard of Oz

One Flew Over the Cuckoo Clock

Larry of Arabia

The Sound of Muzak

12 Slightly Miffed Men

2001: A Space Oddity

Hummin’ in the Rain

Some Like It Tepid

Apocalypse Soon

From Here to Sometime in the Future

Ricky

The Newark New Jersey Story

To Shoo Away a Mockingbird

The Boring Years of Our Lives

Gums

The Good, the Nice and the Homely

Dances with Bunnies

All Quiet at the Best Western Hotel

Mr. Smith Goes to Poughkeepsie

Mumbling on the Bounty

102

Going My Way? Can I Get a Lift?

When Harry Met Sally and They Never Saw Each Other Again

The Guy Who Came In From the Cold (Because He Was, Like, Cold)

Olympia Dukakis Has Fallen and Can’t Get Up

Two Dollar and Fifty Cent Baby

103

From Rochdale With Love
Iron Pyrites Finger
On Prince Andrew’s Secret Service
Cubic Zirconias Are Forever
The Man With The Golden Peashooter
The Spy Who Quite Liked Me
Septopussy

104

A Dozen Guys Arguing
You’ve Got Spam!
Real Carborundum
Shriek (this could easily apply to at least two titles… one’s a cartoon, and the other is a horror franchise)
A Night in Modesto

-“BB”-

105

About Last Night: What Was It?

American Graphic Interface

Missed It By That Much Encounters of the Worst Kind

The Gawd-Awful Father

The Kinda Depressed Squad

106

Dude, Where’s My Cap ?

107

Casablanca, North Carolina*

*apparently a real place

108

Ivan’s Ho’

Haircream

Oz the Boring and Predictable

109

Look Who’s Pooing Now

Hairy Movie V

The Last Paperclipbender

Immaterial Girls

Mortal Kumquat

Hatliners

Return to the Blue Loogie

Documentary & Book: A Brief History of Timeshares

110

Incessant String Music Struggling to Hide a Thinning Plot

111

Fisticuffs on the Orient Express

112

The Deer Petter

113

Always Quiet on the Western Front
How the West Was Eventually Settled
First Year Resident Zhivago
The Man Who Knew Just Enough
Throw Momma a Kiss from the Train
It’s a Pleasant Life
The Grapes of Wine
Romanian Holiday

114

Fibber Fibber

115

The Seven Second Itch

Shaving Private Ryan’s Back

The Lamest Joke Ever Told

The Ten Suggestions

A Yom Kippur Story

116

The common retitle, back in the day, was Shaving Ryan’s Privates – which was, indeed, just about

117

The Princess Bridegroom

How The Democrats Stole Christmas

North Pacific

Lullaby on Elm Street

Travelodge

(not Holiday Inn)

118

Die limp

The viceroy of the rings

The green kilometer

The dim glowing

Humancop

119

That wouldn’t be the movie based on a book by Arthur Hailey and set in a lodging facility in New Orleans, would it?

-“BB”-

120

To Live and Retire in L.A.

No Sodium for Old Men

Dead Man Decomposing