Dial N for Non-Compliance
A History of Violation
Around the Town in 80 Minutes
Carlito’s Waist
What’s Gilbert Grape Eating?
The Receptionist of Dr. Moreau
Things to Do in Denver When Your Flight’s Delayed
Forrest Trump
Nothing Much Happened on the Way to the 7-11
The Three Accountants
Saving Private Holdings
Battle of The Bulging Waistline
X-Men: Days of Past Past
I can’t speak for the Professor, but I think “not Holiday Inn” means he does mean the movie in which Bing Crosby first sang White Christmas.
The Poseidon Frolic
The Mediocre Gatsby
See You Later, Mr. Chips
And the sequel: Mr. Chips Goes to Bed
The failed Hope/Crosby movie: Road to the Mall
Monty Python and the Holy Shit What a Weak-Ass Way to End a Movie
and the blockbuster musicals
Duluth! Duluth!
Just Leave Your Wagon Plain
Or, Monty Python and the DM Has Had It And Is Ending Things Right Now
The Way the West Was Ruined
The Good, The Bad and The Not So Good
Sister Theresa Does Dallas
The Maltese Tchotchke
I Am a Runaway from a Court Ordered Clean-up Gang
(think Paul Muni)
Rock Species of the Sierra Madre
11:59
The Other Side of the Lawn
Mutiny on the Staten Island Ferry.
The Passion of Christy Canyon
Joan of Newark
The Greatest Obfuscatory Ever Told
The Ten Disbandments
Jacob’s Bladder
Screed III: Manifest of Drudgery
The Exhumables
Ten Cent Baby
Jesus Christ Understudy
The Allentown Story
Adam’s Tibia
Rosemary’s Toddler
Smugness of the Yankees
The Muppets Take New Jersey
Jesús of Nuevo Laredo
Interplanetary
Something Can Just Stay As It Is
1.5x Indemnity
Len Hur
So I Married An Ant Murderer
SunOS
As Meh as it Gets