It’s rants like this that make me miss Super Kapowlzer. His would have been a work of art.
No. You want people to sympathize with the person the OP is insulting.
Yo T-dog, dey acountz paya-bo cluckers be straight up lying.
“User Profile Service service,
failed the login”,
makes ‘em feel sick,
like a smack to the noggin’
Dey get de feathers ruffled,
like dey passwords been shuffled.
Flappen and stallin’
while I’m straight up soarin’,
like an eagle,
my deductions always legal,
Peace out.
OP: Any update? Did those LAZY FAT PIECE OF SHIT IT MOTHERFUCKERS get their comeuppance?
He gave them the frowning of a lifetime.
Are you on your way to Maine to impregnate white women?
Actually, I find that IT folks are generally treated pretty harshly on the SDMB. It must have been the inclusion of “FAT” that really turned this pitting back on the OP.
The donuts thing was just weird, everyone knows donuts are a cop thing, for IT losers it’s cheetos.
Don’t be TOO hard on the OP, my VPN sucks, too. I’m unable to craft clever letters to IT, however, as I’m in HR and can only call them ‘fatso’. 
What’s the whole (hole) thing with the doughnuts? You got cops running your IT department?
And Mountain Dew.
tweny-fo-seven!
Here’s something to think about. Before you get fired, the company typically disconnects your email account.
Why is it that whenever “fat piece of shit” is posted someone always brings up cats …
Having gone through email troubles at work recently, I feel your pain.
And yeah, reinstalling my profile for the 20th time will definitely work, those other 19 times done by those three other IT guys were totally flukes.
The OP has not been back yet…
Ha! Your email is broken? Prove it.
- The IT department
Word be bond.
He’s a Hallmark greeting card writer.
I’m guessing the failing email was just the tip of the Titanic iceberg. Those LAZY FAT PIECE OF SHIT IT MOTHERFUCKERS probably put down the donuts and farmville long enough to then infect his “home office” computer, destroy his 28K modem, and plug his toilet. When he finally gets back online, you can guarantee there won’t be a single lower-case letter in his scorching-the-earth reply. THAT DUDE DOES NOT ABIDE!
The IT department probably put in a firewall so he can’t access AOLonline anymore.