As anyone who’s ever opened a pack of Five Flavor LifeSavers (the original) knows, there’s a green string that you pull to open the pack. As anyone who’s opened a pack of Wild Berries or Tropical Fruits LifeSavers knows, there’s no green string. How could this be?! Or is it? Maybe I’ve just experienced a string of bizarre coincidences.
Wait, it gets worse.
The box of Entenmanns’s Little Bites donut holes shows a grid of the holes against a white background. There’s also a test that says “serving suggestion.” Are they suggesting that I throw a handful of donut holes into space?
This is borderline MPSIMS (mundane pointless stuff I must say)
I think the best thing to do to get this air time in GQ is this:
>>Tell us you bought X number of packs of different varieties of Life Savers and that you can conclusively say that the Five Flavor packs are the only ones with green strings. THEN we can speculate or investigate why. Right now, you don’t seem sure that the string phenominon exists.
>> “Serving Suggestion” is probably printed on all boxes regardless of the picture that is chosen for that box. In other words, why bother choosing which box gets the “serving suggestion” stamp…just put it an all of them like the attornies suggested.