Make up a rumour about the above user

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Just for fun

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Hbk4894 writes an online gossip column and is known to have bouts of writer’s block.

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His pet Orangutan supplied the hair used in Donald Trump’s hair transplant surgery.

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TriPolar was the second gunman on the Grassy Knoll in 1963

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Had their first kiss at a school disco

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Doubts remain about Hbk4894’s role in the misterious dissapearance of his elder brother Hbk4893

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Frodo refers to his laptop as his “Precioussss”.

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Yeah, not a real professor; more like a “professor.”

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Susan is her post-op name, after living 70 years as Donald.

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Sunbathes in Panko and cream cheese.

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(crypto is above)

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Has a hard time finding shoes, if those footprints are any indication.

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(It’s Morse Code.)

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Burpo the wonder mutt has dog breath, even the chlorophyll dog biscuits can’t get rid of it.
Ignatz communicates with family, friends and his preciousss via Morse Code.

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gkster has a G-cup keister

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Annie-Xmas is a general in the War on Christmas.

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Amateur Barbarian is actually a professional barbarian. If the Olympic Committee finds out he won’t be able to compete in the 500 meter pillage in Rio.

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TriPolar has one molar removed, but is a lousy typist.

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Annie keeps a stash of old National Geographics under her bed, to look at photos of naked Pygmy warriors.