Elendil’s Heir draws mustaches and eye patches on all of the characters in Christian comic books and then hands them out to innocent children at church events.
Intergalactic Gladiator makes a little money on the side posing nude for cartoonists of Christian comic books. “Probably two-thirds of the crucified Jesuses since World War II have his body,” said one industry observer.
Elendil’s Heir has every issue of The Watchtower since the first, and every issue of Awake! since 1972.
He spends most evenings checking Craigslist and the various auction sites looking for pre 1972 issues of Awake! so that he can complete his collection. So far he hasn’t found any.
Earlier this summer, davidm refused to tell the FBI if the last letter in his username stands for “Milhous,” “Manatee,” “Mrowrrrrr,” “Manafort” or “Mudslinger.”
Elindil’s Heir owns a 1920s-style “death ray” but keeps it “deactivated” for “tax purposes.”
Intergalactic Gladiator believes that he is a time traveler from the future and was Donald Trump in a previous life.
davidm has been known to kill a man with only his little finger, as he is the sole remaining practitioner of the deadly martial art of Namaste Fu.
Prof. Pepperwinkle is secretly trying to conquer the world, via pepper shakers who slowly and subtly take over people’s minds.
John DiFool has a pepper shaker. It was a gift from Prof. Pepperwinkle. The mods have considered banning them both on the basis they are effectively both controlled by Prof. Pepperwinkle and so break the rule against having sock accounts. But they decided that there are two physical people involved, so they would let it go.
Princhester covets John DiFool’s pepper shaker and plans on liberating it from John’s clutches, if only he could get out of Brisbane.
slightly askew wants to emigrate to Brisbane but can’t pass the test for entry; try as she might, she can’t seem to become fully askew.
Princhester sneaks into DMV offices in the middle of the night and steals all of the springs out of their clicky pens. Princhester is a real bastard.
Intergalactic Gladiator sneaks into DMV offices in the early mornings and replaces all the springs stolen by Princhester. His family calls him the Click Fairy.
CheshireKat makes crumbly English cheese from cat milk.
Ever tried to milk a cat? Peaceful little farm, my ass.
Whiskey Dickens collects his toenail clippings and tries to sell them on Ebay. They keep canceling his account and he keeps creating new ones under different names.
Davidm has a wonderfully unique stamp collection. It comprises short videos of petulant teenage girls arguing with their parents, marching Russian soldiers, cold horses, customers being ignored, and people getting snow or mud off their boots.
Princhester makes extra money by filming videos of smashing bananas while wearing high heels for those weirdoes on the Internet.
Intergalactic Gladiator has a pet iquana. It’s named “Sir Lizard” but he refers to it as “my sweet persimmon”.
davidm has ten pet snakes that he likes to wear on his head when he cosplays as medusa.
It’s a point of pride for Intergalactic Gladiator that he’s never tasted mustard.