Czarcasm has never met a weirdly charistmatic guy named Rasputin, and devoutly hopes he never will.
Elendil’s Heir is really Elendil’s heir, just not THAT Elendil (of Numenor), John Elendil of Albany, New York left him his hot dog stand in his will.
Frodo reversed his first name and last initial when he chose a username.
Ladies and gents, meet Odor F.
**Whiskey Dickens **gets roaring drunk every Thursday night, and tries writing a novel. When he sobers up on Friday morning, he burns what he’d written.
panache45’s front yard is full of large artworks that he constructs from macaroni and old pill bottles. He calls it his “eroti-garden”.
davidm is one of a set of conjoined triplets, positioned between davidl and davidn.
panache45’s poor, poor mother. What can I say? And she didn’t stop at 45, either.
Princhester holds joint U.S.-Canadian citizenship, and on a typical evening can be found either on the princouch or the princhesterfield, watching porn by the hour.
Elendil’s Heir relaxes by playing with an antique set of Lincoln Logs, making little cabanas for Malibu Barbie.
CheshireKat is D. B Cooper.
**davidm **is the only person alive who knows what happened to the Marie Celeste, the real cause of the Tunguska Event, and the source of the Wow! signal.
Princhester killed and ate the entire crew of the Marie Celeste then escaped on the lifeboat, caused the Tunguska Event after breaking into Nikola Tesla’s lab one night and pushing random buttons, and was the source of the Wow! signal (by means unknown).
**davidm **used to be - but is no longer - the only person alive who knows what happened to the Marie Celeste, the real cause of the Tunguska Event, and the source of the Wow! signal. His hobbies include telling young children there is no Santa Claus, pointing out the strings in puppet shows, shouting out who the murderer is to theatregoers arriving to see “The Mouse Trap” and blurting out punchlines partway through other peoples’ jokes.
**Princhester ** is some sort of zombie or vampire, otherwise I could have never been the only person alive to know those secrets, because the perpetrator would obviously know. Either that or he’s non-human and therefore not a person.
**davidm **is a walking Wikipedia, who knows about almost everything and everyone. However, he has until now never heard of amnesia.
Princhester is a tall drink of water. Literally. He is a walking, semi-sentient being made entirely of a water-like liquid that is the result of a WWII-era experiment.
Intergalactic Gladiator is actually a bot, written in VBScript for a 4th grade science fair project.
Some say, he knows only 2 facts about ducks and they’re both wrong. All we know is he’s called davidm!
Whiskey Dickens’ quacks don’t echo.
davidm only knows that because he’s been hiding CheshireKat, er, Cooper in his woodshed since the notorious 1971 skyjacking.