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Davidm wears women’s underwear . . . outside his clothes.

panache45 regularly writes long rambling letters to the editor to local newspapers nationwide warning about the dangers of communism, fluoridation, GMO, and the overuse of the letter e.

davidm’s real first name is kevin, spelled lowercase.

swampspruce’s real first name is KeViN, alternating case.

davidm’s middle name is a government secret, protected by the FBI and CIA. The information is in a bank vault in Bloomington, Indiana and at least one top level agent from both must be present for it to be accessed.

janis_and_c0 has two faces, back to back.

panache45 is actually panache46 in a panache45 mask. No one knows what happened to the real panache45… but there are suspicions.

At around the time panache46 became panache45, **davidm **changed name. He used to be davidcmxcix. Not that I’m insinuating anything.

Princhester got his nom de guerre by mashing together the names of his two favorite fictional characters: Major Charles Winchester from MAS*H and Prancer the Reindeer.

Intergalactic Gladiator has webbed toes and a very long tongue.

Annie-Xmas has very long toes and a webbed tongue.

Intergalactic Gladiator speak with forked tongue.

In the 80s, Annie-Xmas was responsible for adding backwards satanic messages on rock and roll albums.

In the 80s, Intergalactic Gladiator was responsible for adding backwards rock and roll music to satanic message albums.

In the rock and roll’s, **davidm **was responsble for adding backwards 80’s music to boy band’s albums.

Frodo’s online dating profile lists his hobbies as “working out by eating Indian food and feeling the burn. Gettin’ my swole on.”

He is one childish dude and I don’t know why we put up with it.

Whiskey Dickens is distantly related to Charles, but not the one you’re thinking of.

swampspruce lives in the Southwest and makes amplifiers from imported fir trees. Currently his inventory is 359, and sales are 1 (to his mother).

CheshireKat is actually conjoined twins named Boris and Doris who take turns writing one word each in their posts here.

Guess who doesn’t yet know they’ve been cut out of the will?