**Annie-Xmas’ **toes look like little dill pickles and her many cats are always trying to chew on them.
**CheshireKate/b] has a toe fetish, and is always trying to chew on them. Including people she doesn’t know, so do not wear sandals around her.
CheshireKat has a collection of hundreds of antique Edwardian door knobs, and has a pet name for each and every one.
Annie-Xmas is a master ninja and has caused many a Doper to pull their hair out.
**CheshireKat ** joined the Dope looking like a long haired Persian cat. She now more closely resembles a Mexican hairless dog.
Annie-Xmas loves apportioning blame to various Dopers for the world’s maladies, having previously blamed Qadgop the Mercotan for Colony Collapse Disorder, What Exit? for traffic around New York City, and BMalion for the 2009 foreclosure crisis.
Elendil’s Heir once wrote a rambling, 20-page letter to his local Fox affiliate, complaining that the anchorwoman on the evening news was sending him obscene messages by blinking at him in Morse code.
Nonsuch was questioned by the local police after he tried to pet a burning dog but it’s not like it’s his fault because the dog was already on fire when he tried to pet it.
Intergalactic Gladiator is rarely seen drinking cappucino in Italian restaurants,
with oriental women.
slightly askew is in reality, Dr. Demento (or at least he claims to be to anyone at the local supermarket who will listen).
davidm doesn’t know the meaning of the word “quit.” Literally. He was hit in the head once and the part of the brain that understands that word was damaged. He does know the meaning of the words “stop,” “finish,” and “knock it the F off” though.
Intergalactic Gladiator loves to go swimmin’ with bow-legged women, and swim between their legs. But only in salt water.
Elendil’s Heir’s favorite stooge is Joe Besser closely followed by Scott Asheton.
Intergalactic Gladiator’s sword and trident license lapsed six years ago, they say, and he just never got around to renewing it.
Elendil’s Heir has labored for decades trying to take his DeLorean back to the 1950s, but he can’t get the damned thing to go past 87 MPH.
davidm supports himself with sperm donations. He has at least 1,742 children he has never met.
Annie-Xmas was once arrested for robbing a sperm bank but authorities had to let her go when they couldn’t find the evidence.
“Intergalactic” Gladiator has actually never travelled beyond Uranus.
Czarcasm has the largest collection of ceramic poodle sculptures in the Eastern seaboard.
swampspruce has the largest in the Americas.