That’s after Czarcasm, who often gets into bidding wars and has a garage full of them. He spends his evenings burning one after another while fervently wishing for things best left unsaid.
**davidm ** commissioned a statue of himself for his back patio… it is constructed entirely out of Vegemite & empty Twinkie wrappers.
janis and c0 thinks Janis Joplin wrote Me and Bobby McGee, and Kris Kristopherson had her murdered when she threatened to go public and prove he didn’t write the song.
Annie-Xmas is rumored to run a highly successful lost sock recovery business and to know the technical specifications of every clothes dryer manufactured in the U.S., China, Sweden and Peru. Christmas socks are her specialty.
CheshireKat wears dentures, so her smile can be seen all by itself. She has the largest collection ever (certified by the Guiness Book of World Records) with teeth in red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and grey and purple and white and pink and orange and blue.
**Annie-Xmas **is a former Amish porn star, whose film credits include “Milch Maids” and “That Thing About the English”
Cardigan is actually a pullover.
Don’t get davidm angry, you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.
Intergalactic Gladiator can never walk by a mirror without muttering, “No one gonna steal my soul today.”
I deny it categorically, but I’d sure appreciate it if you’d post more. A lot more.
You know the party’s really getting started when Nonsuch starts juggling wombats.
Elendil’s Heir categorizes his orgasms, keeping the results in a neat, little file.
:: shudders, gasps a little ::
Uh… yeah. Where were we? Oh, right.
Annie-Xmas can sing dozens of Christmas carols in their entirety from memory, and has written four which she has never, ever showed to anybody.
Well, I do consider myself the official Straight Dope spokesperson for Carols For A Cure
Elendil’s Heir hates all Christmas, New Year’s, Valentine’s Day, St. Patrick’s Day, Easter, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Fourth of July, Back-to-School Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving Day and Hanukkah songs.
Annie-Xmas is a huge fan of the the movie Home Alone and ends every conversation with “Keep the change, ya filthy animal.”
Whiskey Dickens practices pro wrestling moves like moonsaults and power bombs with his drunken friends while tailgating before professional badminton matches.
Intergalactic Gladiator yodels.
slightly askew is a very shy Southerner known to say “May I slightly ask you a question?” in a soft, trembling drawl.
**CheshireKat **had a twin sister called Kit. At birth they were conjoined. Separating them required no surgery; the doctors just snapped them apart, revealing delicious chocolate covered wafer inside. The doctors ate Kit before her parents were able to stop them.
When confronted, Princhester attempts to ward off predators by inflating his neck sac.
Nonsuch is solelyresponsible for global warming.