slightly askew is actually perfectly aligned.
davidm’s real name not only isn’t David - he has never met a person named David in his entire life, and will plug his ears and loudly chant “Lalalalalalalalala!” if the name is even mentioned in a song or on TV.
“Lentils Air” was a schoolboy’s nickname, pinned to him because of his multiple and odorous toots after the cafeteria’s first and last lentil day. That schoolboy grew up to become Elendil’s Heir.
Whiskey Dickens thought it was pretty clever wordplay when he created his username. Nobody else knows what a whisker dickens is though, so it was kind of a pointless exercise.
When Intergalactic Gladiator makes coffee, he slurps down the grounds and throws the liquid away.
Princhester isn’t human at all, but a rotating cast of Australia’s deadliest creatures who share the same login. Today’s creature; pile of venomous spiders.
Whiskey Dickens keeps his home bathroom locked and can never find his keys when he needs them. He’s known for saying "Where are the dickens are my whiz keys?
Annie-Xmas has a tiny little orgasm every time she posts on the Straight Dope.
Secretly Elendil’s Heir wishes he was Annie-Xmas. Most people do actually.
Elendil’s Heir has a massive, earth shattering orgasm every time I post on the Straight Dope.
Annie-Xmas and Princhester are secretly conjoined twins. Fraternal conjoined twins.
Intergalactic Gladiator has a shrine to Scott Baio behind a secret panel in his bedroom.
davidm is davidmich’s sock account. I look forward to your feedback.
Whiskey Dickens is actually a notorious teetotaler who prefers Hardy.
slightly askew is actually considerably askew.
davidm owns three Doctor Who scarves.
Nonsuch is a 12th level master in the deadly art of Tickle Fu.
Intergalactic Gladiator was born on a street corner in Philadelphia during the Second World War and carried home in a large crystal punchbowl.
janis_and_c0 collects earwax, makes it into candles, and sells them on eBay as “Magic Wish Granting Candles”.
And davidm is her biggest(and pretty much only) customer.