davidm paid Michael Angelo to make a full size sculpture of him a la Michelangelo’s David.
Unfortunately, Michael Angelo was no Michelangelo.
ETA: What am I, invisible?
Annie-Xmas suffers from palilalia.
davim enjoys playing croquet in lime green polyester leisure suits whilst sipping Frangelico from Annie-Xmas’ slippers.
To slightly askew, the Leaning Tower of Pisa is perfectly vertical.
**Walken After Midnight **doesn’t actually know if he becomes Walken after midnight because he’s never been fed after midnight.
Princhester knows what a princh is, and will, upon request and the payment of $2500 cash, draw, engrave or paint a workmanlike portrait of one.
Elendil’s Heir inherited–from Elendil senior–all the goddam money in the world and can afford princh portraits. Unlike the rest of us who have to steal them.
That TV interview where Burpo became famous (“the world’s amazing talking dog”): it was a fake–just a ventriloquism act.
With intensive therapy, a good diet, the loving support of family and a favorable electoral outcome on November 8, PastTense hopes to be able to change his or her username to FutureRelaxed.
Elendil’s Heir is actually Ellen Dill’s hare, a sentient dust bunny from under the den couch.
slightly askew is straight.
Slow Moving Vehicle has been ticketed for speeding numerous times.
davidm’s full name is David McRí. He doesn’t let it be widely known, but he is the illegitimate son of David, Prince of Wales, formerly King Edward VIII.
Northern Piper is tone-deaf and can’t play a note. He can, however, replumb the* hell* out of your bathroom.
Slow Moving Vehicle’s bathroom habits are such that he has to have plumbers capable of re-plumbing the hell out of a bathroom on standby at all times.
Princhester smells just like lilacs though Princhester really prefers daisies.
Intergalactic Gladiator once ate a car’s radiator.
Annie-Xmas collects dust bunnies shaped like actual bunnies.
davidm. davidm.
Every morning at the mine you could see him arrive.
He stood six-foot-six and weighed two forty five.
King of narrow at the shoulder
at broad at the hip
and everybody knew you didn’t give no lip to davidm.
Intergalactic Gladiator is a pacifist homebody.