John DiFool was born in a bathroom on April 1st.
Annie-Xmas is deep, deep, deep undercover for Hydra and has strict orders to not contact them for any reason.
At least that’s what they said to her at the last meeting.
**Intergalactic Gladiator ** was slated to compete with the Matltan Olympic curling team, but alas, a near fatal belly button injury took him out of the competition.
janis_and_c0 was born as Society’s Child (Or so her parents had Been Thinking), but, as she grew up, Insanity Came Quietly to her Structured Mind. When The Man You Are in Me showed up (When the Party was Over At Seventeen) In the Winter, she Really Tied One On.
She Would have Liked to Dance, but all she got were some Roses, and that is because, as we all know, Love Is Blind.
But when she was Between the Lines, and asked her beau, “Will You Dance?”, that was when That Grand Illusion came and entered her head, causing her to Fly Too High, alas.
Her wedding vows were “You Are Love, you are The Other Side of the Sun.”
That night, Under the Covers, it was Every Woman’s Song come true.
John DiFool spends day after day alone on a hill with a foolish grin stilling perfectly still and he never gives an answer, but sees the sun going down and eyes in his head see the world spinning around.
All things being equal, Annie-Xmas actually kinda prefers Easter.
Nonsuch shaves with a cheese grater.
Intergalactic Gladiator shaves with **Nonsuch’s **cheese grater
Frodo is trying desperately to get rid of an earring.
**Slow Moving Vehicle’s **role model in life is the prostitute to whom Van Gogh gave his ear. His ultimate fantasy is be given the same.
Princhester has a tattoo of a nude Cecil Adam’s on his left butt cheek.
davidm doesn’t understand that this thread is supposed to comprise fabricated rumours, not true statements.
Princhester believes with every fiber of his being that turnabout is not fair play, and has written a tedious, unreadable, extensively-footnoted, 350-page monograph to prove it.
Elendil’s Heir has dedicated his life to proving the existence of small invisible beings called “Elendil’s Creepers”.
davidm paid Michael Angelo to make a full size sculpture of him a la Michelangelo’s David.
Unfortunately, Michael Angelo was no Michelango.
Now I’ll lose an ear too!!?
This is too much.
Frodo has a longstanding, unreasoning and nearly overpowering fear of losing parts of his body.
Elendil’s Heir’s detachable tongue creeps Frodo the hell out.
Slow Moving Vehicle runs self improvement seminars titled “How to Get Rich by Giving Seminars on How to Get Rich”.
Davidm once fought a guy named Goliathm, who wasn’t so big after all.