Annie-Xmas was born in a popcorn mine in East Slobovakia during a blizzard during an eclipse of the moon on the Night of a Thousand Iguanas.
Prof. Pepperwinkle likes to wear his thong at the beach. Unfortunately, he wears it backwards.
Intergalactic Gladiator is neither a gladiator nor intergalactic. His name should be Agoraphobic Numismatist.
davidm had to cut and paste the words “Agoraphobic Numismatist” here, because his spelling is simply atrocious.
Elendil’s Heir misspelled his name when he joined the board. He was trying to type **Elendil’s Butthole **.
davidm holds the Guinness world record for dangling a cinder block on a chain connected to his nipples at 8 days, 20 hours, and 36 minutes.
Intergalactic Gladiator joined Gladiator school hoping to meet hot guys
Whiskey Dickens is a Labrador Retriever with a penchant for Wild Turkey…
**John DiFool ** is actually two fools (di-fool, get it?) who were born attached at the nose.
davidm is the only American man who has never downloaded any pornography. He does, however, know all the lyrics to Avenue Q’s The Internet is for Porn
The top three words that make Annie-Xmas giggle uncontrollably: basilisk, nipple, sesquipedalian.
Intergalactic Gladiator is the secret love-child of Nancy Reagan and Captain Kangaroo.
Slow Moving Vehicle moves slowly for absolutely no known reason.
Princhester was present at the shooting of JFK, wearing his favorite “grassy knoll” outfit. He didn’t get a good view of the shooting, however, because some guy with a rifle was standing on him at the time.
Gyrate was the gunman on the grassy knoll.
davidm is the punman on the gassy knoll.
Intergalactic Gladiator made his movie debut as an extra in the infamous “Spartacus” scene that as cut out of the movie.
Annie-Xmas is a closet Vermin Supreme supporter.
davidm has a photograph of himself standing with a cup of coffee and a cigarette, and when people come to his house, he stands in front of the photo in the exact same pose like that one shot in Airplane to see if they notice.
Nonsuch cannot be defined, labeled, categorized, accounted for, found, pinned down, folded, spindled, or mutilated.