Princhester once staged a musical based on The Straight Dope Messages Boards.
It failed miserably, and he sold the rights to Andrew Lloyd Webber for $1,500. ALW has made over $15 million on the idea.
Annie-Xmas was tapped to play Ed Zotti in Lloyd Webber’s Doper, but was cut when she couldn’t fit into the jackboots.
Slow Moving Vehicle has been ticketed repeatedly by the Internet Police for obstructing etraffic.
Elendil’s Heir is an Internet Police informant. After what he was caught doing, it was either turn stool pigeon or be sentenced to five to ten years of only having access to Myspace.
Princhester survived for 8 weeks on beetles and bird dung, during an appearance on “Naked and Afraid.”
Astorian is a hotel which became sentient when hit by lightning. **Astorian **has no opinions or knowledge itself, but posts things it overhears from its guests.
Princhester’s actual name is “Charles Emerson Princhester III,” changed for obvious reasons.
Above poster is a star of extreme anal porn, and they changed their name slightly so posts here wouldn’t show up when a fan Googles their performing name, “Murpo the Wonder Butt.”
The previous poster suffered extreme indigestion after actually eating the Apple of Discord, once it had done its work and triggered the Trojan War.
Northern Piper goes bananas when someone says the word “bananas.”
EmilyG likes to wait around and ninja thread games whenever she can, going “Neener neener neener” when she does.
Well, go on, gloat, you silly goose. 
Neener neener neener!
**John DiFool **only wears matching socks when he eats steak for breakfast.
EmilyG’s idol is Emily Bronte. She’s been trying to decide whether she should call herself Emily Gronte, or Emily Grunty, after the Bronte family’s original name which was Brunty.
gkster’s last name is txtspk.
gkster’s username derives from retskg spelled backwards.
burpo the wonder mutt has a sixth sense that enables him to sense when other posters are about to post, and ninja them.
Princhester is the world’s foremost expert on the sex life of Orville Reddenbacher.
Gyrate is the world’s foremost expert on the popcorn consumption of John Holmes
Annie-Xmas likes to eat the unpopped kernels at the bottom of the popcorn bucket. She’s been banned from three movie theaters for “excessive crunching”.
Slow Moving Vehicle has been banned from three malls for “not moving his ass.”