[I’ll have to fix what I have messed up]
Burpo the wonder mutt drinks his coffee by sucking from a tube attached to the bottom of his mug because he believes the caffeine is stronger at the bottom.
Princhester lives in Dorchester and likes shooting groundhogs with his Winchester.
The rumour you have heard to the effect that there is no substance to the scandalous rumour you have heard about Elendil’s Heir is rumoured to be inaccurate.
Princhester double dips.
davidm did not just do that. All that was totally like that when he got here.
Furthermore, he had nothing to do with that puddle of Marmite, the Ziggy porcelain figurines were already broken, he doesn’t know where the dumptruck full of marshmallows came from and he wouldn’t even begin to know how to put a thong on that elk.
Honest.
Gyrate should be applauded and admired for his valiant and ultimately effective battle to overcome dyslexia and develop into the clear writer we know today.
Back in November 2000 he was still in the grips of his disability. He doesn’t like to admit his username is a misspelling of “Plastic Toy Battleship”
Princhester is actually a rock star named Prince Chester living in Westchester.
Annix-Xmas would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids.
Gyrate couldn’t spell a user’s name right if you put a gun to head. Neither could his meddling kids.
He is also a clumsy typist. Man, I hate that guy.
Gyrate and Annie-Xmas should just get a room already. It’s like an Episode of Moonlighting before the show got bad around here.
Intergalactic Gladiator is intolerant. And galactose intolerant.
Annie-Xmas’ original name was Anal-Xrated but had it legally changed because she likes Christmas so much.
**davidm’s **username comprises his first name and the first letter of his last name.
His first name is Avidm.
Despite holding a degree in Cinema Appreciation, Princhester has never seen Gone with the Wind, Citizen Kane, Casablanca, The Godfather, Star Wars: A New Hope or Titanic.
Elendil’s Heir has a detachable tongue.
Slow Moving Vehicle’s name is actually Slow Moving Velocipede, but he has difficulty spelling “Velocipede”.
Slow Moving Vehicle knows about Elendil’s Heir’s detachable tongue because on an extremely cold day Elendil’s Heir got his tongue stuck to the rear window of Slow Moving Vehicle’s car, just as Slow Moving Vehicle was about to drive off. Slow Moving Vehicle heard a yelp and turned around to see a tongue stuck to his rear window. He stopped and got out, horrified at what he had done, but was very relieved when Elendil’s Heir said “I’ ohay, ih e’achable” and pulled his tongue off the car and re-attached it.
Princhester claims to be a prince and is a pretender to the throne of Chester, PA. which in actuality hasn’t recognized royalty since the early 1700s.
davidm’s dream of making it to the throne of Chester, PA. is unlikely to be realised for two reasons: the city hasn’t recognized royalty since the early 1700s; and he’s only second in line to the throne anyway.