Prof. Pepperwinkle owns a chain of herbal treatment centers in Blawnox, PA.
Prof. Pepperwinkle does not actually have a doctorate but he does have a Masters degree (in science!). It hasn’t been confirmed whether or not he actually likes pepper but he has been known to wink from time to time.
Annie-Xmas is a ninja.
Intergalactic Gladiator once collided with the Silver Surfer in the course of their respective galactic travels, and damaged the surfboard.
However, they exchanged insurance info and they’re cool.
Northern Piper has the amazing ability to recite War and Peace in Russian from memory in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried, and makes a comfortable living by demonstrating this talent loudly in public places until paid to go away.
Gyrate has been known to be angry and hungry, but never eatgry
Through a series of adminstrative errors Annie-Xmas has been officially designated a National Park. While this confers certain tax advantages, she is required to maintain and be accompanied by a staff of six park rangers at all times.
Gyrate likes to build elaborate and detailed models of skyscrapers that are about waist high then film himself kicking them over while wearing only his underwear and roaring like Godzilla.
**Intergalactic Gladiator **listens to “You Light Up My Life” over and over and over again while staring lovingly at his extensive collection of Thomas Kincade prints.
Biotop never scored above a C-minus in biology or topology.
Annie-Xmas was until very recently deputy registrar of Western Blawnox State University, where Biotop was enrolled. She was fired earlier today for releasing confidential student-grade information without official authorization.
Elendil’s Heir has a fantastic hasenpfeffer recipe that he got from his great grandma 4th removed.
snfaulkner has written an entire musical about household lint called Dust Bunnies.
And I am totally going to do the skyscraper thing.
Gyrate obtained his name when he was trying out a trick he’d heard of involving a large banana, copious amounts of olive oil, and a rotary motion, said to result in near mind destroying levels of “highly personal tension release” if you know what I mean.
He didn’t realise that the cameras in the room were on and broadcasting live on the Shopping Channel.
Princhester has a 2016 NSW Blues replica jumper signed by Paul Gallen
penultima thule has been played by an understudy for the past two months and no one has noticed.
Gyrate resigned as Boris Johnson’s spin doctor due to a professional disagreement following the Brexit vote and now has a similarly lucrative role with Top Gear.
penultima thule visits Greenland every Leap Year Day and dances nude over the grave of Leif Ericsson.
** Elendil’s Heir** likes to yell “Touchdown!” loudly at parties and spike an orange into the onion dip.
Intergalactic Gladiator has the strangest collection of peplum statuary you’ll ever encounter–all the figures have a minimum of four arms.
Intergalactic Gladiator is in fact an intergalactic gladiator. He has never lost a fight. Or won a fight. Or indeed had a fight. Or indeed had any intergalactic contact whatever.
It’s the thought that counts.